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If I Ran Heroes for Hire: My inspiration would be Gail Simone's Birds of Prey and Chris Claremont's Bronze Age scripts, around or before X-Men. The Marvel Universe's A-Team, Knightwing Restorations take on metahuman assignments as a registered charity. It's the Avengers meets Quentin Tarantino.
The Daughters of the Dragon and token male, Iron Fist.
Tigra and Spider-Woman: a werewoman and a former agent of HYDRA
Occult expert Satana and extradimensional bounty hunter, er, Bounty
Future allies: Black Cat, thief and thrillseeker. Ex-SHIELD agent Mockingbird
The Shroud, Master of Darkness
The kind of villains this Grindcore team might encounter could include: Deadly Nightshade; nihilist Madame Hydra; and the Witch Queen of New Orleans.
Meanwhile, in the DCU...
Having reworked the JLA, the JSA, the LSH and the Outsiders, I thought it was about time the junior partners and sidekicks were examined. If I Ran the Teen Titans: following the model established by Geoff Johns, the team would function as a training ground for young super heroes, with three mentors-
My female Robin would be a "buddy"- she's had the best training already- to these two guys:
and over time, three more novices would attend Titans Tower:
Raven, Miss Martian and Argent
There are guest-stars from A-Z
The Titans are called upon to help other troubled teens: Telekinetic Spy Kid Danny Chase; Gnarrk; and Azrael
including the self-styled Terror Titans: Jericho, Batgirl, Power Boy
Joker's Daughter, Riddler's Daughter and Sun Girl
...and, as the old saw goes, you can choose your friends but you can't choose your family!Don't underestimate the power of organized religion, like the Church of Blood:
Plus: where do superhumans get their costumes? Ask the Mad Mod! Yeah, baby!
Finally... If I Ran Justice League Unlimited: an all-ages alternative to the dark, urban, gritty team of my last post. Here it is, a colourful hopefully kid-friendly take on a classic.
The World's Finest, of course...
...the Brave and the Bold...
...heroes from A to Z and one long-deserved addition:
and here's the kind of antagonist this team might face:
Anti-Matter Man, from the first Crisis I ever saw
As ever, thoughts and comments welcome!
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